1 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:14,490 When their disciples came to question me. 2 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:17,790 And then they offered me protection. 3 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,250 And power. 4 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:24,090 Objection. 5 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:27,590 Power. 6 00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:31,290 Objection. 7 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,720 What have we got today? 8 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,580 Just one, eh? 9 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:44,160 This looks a little scary, Billy. Are you sure you found this in the 10 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:48,260 section? I think it was right next to Curious, George, and Sammy the Seal. 11 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:54,020 Well, the Dewey Decimal is correct, so it must be all right then. You do know 12 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,940 how to use the Dewey Decimal system, don't you, Billy? 13 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,280 It'll be due back on Friday. 14 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:07,030 The 13th. 15 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:16,250 Make sure you return this on time. 16 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,470 Another fractured table. 17 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,750 From Fantasy Factory. 18 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:29,130 Our story begins in 1956 near Mildew, Georgia. 19 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:33,770 Where pure evil has reigned for 3 ,000 years. 20 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,350 Who said that? 21 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,629 I did. 22 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:38,509 Who are you? 23 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:39,510 I'm the narrator. 24 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:40,730 Oh. 25 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:37,200 1956 behind, our story shifts into the future to nearby Atlanta, where we join 26 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,700 movie already in the making. 27 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:41,179 Action! 28 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,240 Silk! 29 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,020 Hello? 30 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,640 Action! 31 00:09:01,859 --> 00:09:02,859 Action! Action! 32 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:04,380 Hello, Angel. 33 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 What are you doing? 34 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:07,460 Sam! 35 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,020 I didn't think you'd be able to call till next week. 36 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:14,940 Yeah, I know. Linda's sister's sick. She's going over there to help out with 37 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:15,940 kids. 38 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:20,560 So, I thought we could drive up to the lake tomorrow and have some fun. 39 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:22,820 It's supposed to be a nice day. 40 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,600 Sure, Sam. 41 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,340 It sounds wonderful. 42 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,360 I was just going to stay and clean the apartment this weekend anyway. 43 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:33,640 Great. I'll pick you up around nine. 44 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,880 I had a drink at Rose's Cantina. 45 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,400 There I met a senorita. 46 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:45,940 She had an innocent smile, but guilty eyes. 47 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,180 Never before had I seen her. 48 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:52,880 She holds me so close when we're dancing. 49 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,820 In the air I was romancing. 50 00:09:57,580 --> 00:10:01,440 She say, you got the macho, the tickle, the taco. 51 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,380 Dipping in the dew of love. 52 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:08,020 Dipping in the dew of love. 53 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,540 Dipping in the dew of love. 54 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,660 Get the moon in the sky. 55 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:19,760 Dipping in the dew of love. 56 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,580 With interiors complete, our movie crew moves out on location. 57 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:51,280 Wendy and Mark hurriedly gather a few last -minute items as they make their 58 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,560 getaway, hopefully without their beloved executive producer. 59 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,290 Thank you. 60 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,920 You can leave here all day. 61 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,040 Okay, I think that's it. 62 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:12,640 All right? You sure? 63 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,880 Yeah. You sure? 64 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,080 I guess so. 65 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,440 Okay, you go before me. I'll get the door. All right. 66 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,560 Okay. 67 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:23,660 Wait, wait. 68 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,129 Is that everything? 69 00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:34,130 Yeah. Let's go. 70 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,220 Shadow Productions, the ultimate in modern movie technology. 71 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:24,280 It's about to encounter an evil 3 ,030 years old. 72 00:13:53,630 --> 00:14:00,450 Meanwhile, back in Millview, a town possessed by 3 ,030 years of pure 73 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:05,230 evil, the Haynes family received a warm welcome from its concerned citizens. 74 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,690 There's the general store, honey. 75 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,250 I think all we need is Sam. 76 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:23,830 Sure hope they have live bait. 77 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:25,710 Someone's here. 78 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,740 There's nothing you can do. Come on back in. 79 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,980 Action! 80 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:52,820 It's so beautiful up here. 81 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,040 No, I think we should build a house up here. 82 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,060 After your divorce. Don't start that again. 83 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:07,200 Oh, Sam, don't go getting your tits in an uproar. How is this season? 84 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,480 Good. 85 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,060 It is beautiful up here. 86 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,360 I wouldn't have bought my camera. 87 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:18,470 I'll run back and get it. No, no, no. Don't be scared. 88 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:20,610 I don't mind. 89 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,050 I'll be right back. 90 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:24,410 Okay. 91 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:33,690 While our happy campers settle in, Barbara serves a gourmet breakfast as 92 00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:36,290 Billy explores the nasty, nasty woods. 93 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,490 Billy, don't go too far, hon. Breakfast is almost ready. 94 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:45,690 Okay. 95 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:47,380 You boys better eat up now. 96 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:48,940 Lunch is on you guys. 97 00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:43,510 Let's do it again. 98 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,990 Shot 39, take 17. 99 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,470 Action. 100 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:49,870 Cut. 101 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:55,950 Let's try and get it right this time. 102 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,250 Shot 39, take 18. 103 00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,750 Action. 104 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:13,850 Well, I think they need a break, Luke. 105 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:15,870 Okay, Mom. 106 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,350 That's 15 minutes, ladies and gentlemen. 107 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,580 I don't love my wife. 108 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,460 It's you I love, Doris. 109 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,060 Oh, Sam. 110 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,720 Sam, you know I love you. 111 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,840 But I just can't keep seeing you when I know you're gonna go home to her. 112 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,520 Leave her, Sam. 113 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,420 I love you too much to give you up. 114 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,180 Poor Doris. 115 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,800 Doris, what do you love most about me? 116 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:29,600 I love your beautiful black hair. 117 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:06,220 Unaware of the hour, a time of day when darkness falls on the land and all 118 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:11,200 forest folk find their way home, our little explorer is persuaded by his new 119 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,020 friends to come over and play. 120 00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:45,340 Oh, Cliff, I'm so worried about Billy. 121 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,700 What if he's hurt? 122 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:50,820 Don't worry, Barb. I'm sure the sheriff's hard at work looking for him. 123 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,420 Honey, I hope you're right. He's just a little boy. 124 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,560 Anything could happen to him in the woods. It'll be all right. 125 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:13,160 I'm sure we'll find him. 126 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,960 I wish we'd never come here. 127 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,280 I'm beginning to feel that way, too. 128 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:20,280 Next time we'll go to Disney World. 129 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,950 I'm just coming out to see you folks. You found him? 130 00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:46,210 No, sorry. 131 00:22:46,890 --> 00:22:47,829 Really, I am. 132 00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:48,830 Please sit down. 133 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,510 Would you folks like some coffee? 134 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,530 No. No, we don't want any coffee. 135 00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:56,010 What we do want is our son back. 136 00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,490 We're going out of our mind. What the hell do we have to do? 137 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:01,170 He has to be alive. I know he is. 138 00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,250 Come here, child. 139 00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,380 I want to share if he's alive. 140 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,960 You've got to help us find him. Listen, this is a small town with big country 141 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,960 all around it. 142 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,640 I don't have myself much help here. We don't care about that. Listen to me. 143 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:25,060 I may know somebody that can help. 144 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,440 Thank you, Stella. 145 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,070 I'm going to give you this map to replace. 146 00:24:21,050 --> 00:24:22,750 You just follow that road right out of town. 147 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:26,530 I'll take you up there myself, but there's been some trouble up at Choctaw 148 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:28,150 Ridge, and I'm going to have to get up there. You're not going with us? 149 00:24:28,730 --> 00:24:30,290 I'm not going to be able to get back until tomorrow. 150 00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:33,210 Thanks, 151 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:39,670 but I don't think we can wait until tomorrow. 152 00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:41,950 Well, I understand. 153 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,030 But if you do go now, you're supposed to be carried. 154 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:46,770 Yeah. 155 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:05,110 The Haineses heed the sheriff's hunch and head for Ida's cabin. 156 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:41,289 No, Cliff. 157 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,490 Doesn't look like anyone's lived here in ages. 158 00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:45,710 Sheriff said she was weird. 159 00:25:46,430 --> 00:25:47,910 Or she's just not home. 160 00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:53,230 Maybe it's the wrong place. 161 00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:58,110 Hello? 162 00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:07,210 Ms. Pearson? 163 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,780 Your adult said you might be able to help us. Our little boy's been missing 164 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:13,780 since early this morning. 165 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,980 Please, Mrs. Pearson, you're our only hope. 166 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,480 He's just a little boy. 167 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,080 Come in. 168 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,260 Make yourselves comfortable. 169 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,160 Thank you. 170 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:33,120 I'll make you some nice water. Tea. 171 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:37,520 Oh, we really don't want any tea right now. We don't have time for it. Okay. 172 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,840 Seems normal to me. 173 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:54,080 There you go. 174 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:57,640 Nice warm tea. 175 00:27:11,850 --> 00:27:12,850 About your boy. 176 00:27:13,650 --> 00:27:15,250 How can I help you? 177 00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:16,870 You can help us look. 178 00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:20,530 You do know these woods better than anyone. You could be our guide, give 179 00:27:20,530 --> 00:27:21,530 hunches, something. 180 00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:23,790 Poor little dear. 181 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,970 He must be frightened to death. 182 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:33,050 You must show me where you last saw him and I will see what I can do. 183 00:27:33,710 --> 00:27:38,450 It was at our camp. It's not far from here. I can take you there right now if 184 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,450 you'll just... No, no, no. 185 00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:41,070 Sit down, my dear. 186 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,600 It would be pointless to go now. 187 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,800 We will find him tomorrow. 188 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,540 And tomorrow? 189 00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:53,200 These woods can be very torturous at night. 190 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:58,180 Pray that your son is safe one more night. 191 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:06,360 For now, you must make your way back before the night falls on 192 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,360 you. 193 00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:15,540 I suppose you're right. 194 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,260 Thank you, Miss Pearson. 195 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:19,420 Ida. 196 00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:21,940 We'll find him tomorrow. 197 00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:24,060 Be back at dawn. 198 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,920 Cliff, what are we going to do? 199 00:28:42,830 --> 00:28:46,170 Sarah wasn't much help, and she seems like she's two pounds short of a load. 200 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,710 Calm down, you're overreacting. 201 00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:57,050 Who do we turn to now? 202 00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:03,950 I'm sure Billy's safe, and Ida will be here to help us tomorrow. 203 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,270 Let's just go back to camp. 204 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,880 and get a good night's sleep. 205 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:16,880 I don't know, Cliff. I don't trust that old witch. 206 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:19,900 I don't think we'll ever see Billy alive again. 207 00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:28,260 Meanwhile, back at the camp... 208 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:35,080 It's boring up here. 209 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,460 And it's cold. 210 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,020 We're missing Dynasty! 211 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:46,890 It's all right now. I told you not to bother coming, Brock. 212 00:29:47,170 --> 00:29:49,390 I knew you would miss your Gucci world. 213 00:29:50,170 --> 00:29:54,370 Do you really think I would let you kids do an Alfredo Broccoli production 214 00:29:54,370 --> 00:29:57,310 without his creative genius? 215 00:29:58,210 --> 00:29:59,210 Jesus, Brock. 216 00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:00,730 Dick, don't be so mean. 217 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,940 If it wasn't for Brock, we wouldn't even be doing this film right now. 218 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,660 I should be eternally grateful to be in a two -bit movie about a monkey man and 219 00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:08,660 extraterrestrials. 220 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,820 I'm going to bed. I've had enough of this drivel. Good night. 221 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:18,200 You think there really is a Bigfoot? Yeah. 222 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:19,900 Sure, kid. 223 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:21,160 And mermaids, too. 224 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,420 Good night. 225 00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,380 I believe in ghosts. 226 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,440 You'd believe you could grow if someone told you so. 227 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,080 Well, I've got a cousin in Canada, so she feeds them all the time. Really? 228 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,880 Yeah, but they never bother anybody. 229 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,840 I think they're just people civilization passed by. 230 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:46,340 Well, I can't say for sure about Bigfoot in Canada, but back 231 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:52,280 home in Florida, there's a strange creature that lives in the swamps of 232 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,820 Wheaton's Island. 233 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,560 Sounds scary. Well, tell us about it. 234 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,600 It might interest you, because it deals with movie people in a way. 235 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,940 Remember those old Johnny Weissmuller movies? 236 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:07,900 The ones about Tarzan? 237 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:13,080 Yeah. Well, they made those old pictures at Wheaton's Island, near Tampa, where 238 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,080 I used to live. 239 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,300 I was scared shitless. 240 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:49,520 I couldn't believe how fast I was running. I came to the bridge and ran 241 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,140 it. Felt the bridge bounce on the other side. 242 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,060 I thought for sure Jack made it to the bridge. 243 00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:58,480 Turned around to look. 244 00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,380 There was my friend. 245 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,740 He screamed. 246 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:05,120 The bridge broke and he plunged into the water. 247 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,760 I yelled for him to swim to me. 248 00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:11,480 But he screamed. 249 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:12,900 I can't swim. 250 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,000 I can't swim. 251 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,860 And just then, a thought. 252 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:25,640 Seven feet of teeth and nails gleaming in the moonlight. 253 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,900 I went to the police. 254 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,060 They came out and searched. 255 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,980 But they didn't find anything. 256 00:33:34,990 --> 00:33:40,890 I was cited for public intoxication, but I never saw my friend again. 257 00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:42,610 Bullshit, Wolf. 258 00:33:42,910 --> 00:33:46,270 You're just trying to get everybody going. 259 00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:47,550 It's the truth, Larry. 260 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,230 I don't lie. 261 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:53,870 Never have and never will. No, sirree, it happened. 262 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:59,530 At night, sometimes, I still dream of my friend. 263 00:34:00,950 --> 00:34:04,250 I can hear him calling to me for help. 264 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:09,030 And I can't do anything about it. 265 00:34:09,389 --> 00:34:13,150 True or not, you guys, I hope I don't dream about Jack tonight. 266 00:34:15,810 --> 00:34:19,909 Somehow I don't think that would have scared me so much if he hadn't just told 267 00:34:19,909 --> 00:34:20,909 us that story, Walt. 268 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:23,030 Probably a dog or something. 269 00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:24,830 Come on, let's go to bed. 270 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,260 Luke and Yellen rekindle their passion as the sheriff uses Cliff and Barbara 271 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:51,360 Haynes for kindling. 272 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,240 Isn't it beautiful up here? 273 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,800 I'll take this over the city any day. 274 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,000 God, it's just great to be alive. 275 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:11,920 It's better than having a mule kick you in the head. 276 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:14,020 Honestly, Luke Stevenson. 277 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,340 Sometimes I wonder why I bother. 278 00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:27,840 I think this place is lovely and we should build a house up here someday. 279 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,920 Yeah, someday. 280 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:35,720 Someday we'll be able to do a lot of things. 281 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,780 Like make some films that matter. 282 00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:40,900 Some films with some substance and some maturity. 283 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,800 Not these horrid things we're doing now. 284 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,760 They pay the bills, young. 285 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:49,880 Well, just the same. If I have to play one more terrorized teenager, I'm going 286 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,180 to go bonkers and start doing dinner theaters or something. 287 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,000 You could always go back to mom and dad in Tinseltown. 288 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,339 No way. 289 00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:02,840 I had enough of that as a child. 290 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,220 I don't know why, but I love you, Luke. 291 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:30,460 Everybody ought to have at least one talent. What animals do you find in the 292 00:36:30,460 --> 00:36:32,880 stock market? Hey, you guys, you're going to miss dinner. 293 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,680 Blood, tears, toil. 294 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:35,880 Hey, Dick. 295 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,140 Larry's barbecue chicken is going fast. 296 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,260 Shadow Productions. Yeah, adults. 297 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:18,180 Anthony. Sheriff, there's not a problem, is there? We just set up camp and we're 298 00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:19,180 shooting our new picture here. 299 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:21,800 We got it okayed. No, you're fine. 300 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,900 The reason I'm here is that I'm looking for a little boy. 301 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,200 He's by himself. 302 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,560 Wearing a red baseball cap. 303 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:31,440 I thought maybe he might come around here if he saw your cameras. Why, 304 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:32,580 Is he lost? 305 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,120 Yep. 306 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,340 Poor little fella. 307 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:37,980 He wandered off from camp a couple of days ago. 308 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:40,660 You know, these woods aren't the safest place for a little city kid. 309 00:37:41,410 --> 00:37:42,850 Anybody else for that matter. 310 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,730 I sure would hate to be that little fella tonight. 311 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,990 You folks know where the town is? 312 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,250 Yeah, about 4 .3 miles from here. Right. 313 00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:55,350 Some strange things have been known to happen around here. 314 00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:58,850 But anyway, if you find the boy, bring him into my office. 315 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:00,950 His parents are worried sick. 316 00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:09,110 You folks be careful. Don't go wandering too far from camp at night. Getting 317 00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:10,110 lost. 318 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:11,860 Good luck. 319 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,820 Or is it break a leg or something? 320 00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:19,360 Say, didn't you folks make that movie Barnyard Animals of the Living Dead? 321 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,360 Yeah, did you like it? 322 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,040 Nope. 323 00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:52,150 Smegma, if you can't move hard, now is the time to do it. 324 00:38:55,690 --> 00:38:57,730 Smegma, you'll see if you can find some LP band. 325 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:01,990 What the hell is this? 326 00:39:04,370 --> 00:39:06,850 Smegma, did you take your shoes off? Something really stinks. 327 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:18,310 What kind of helicopter planet is this? 328 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,150 It's your number. 329 00:39:56,130 --> 00:39:57,670 Let's get set up for the next shot. 330 00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:03,970 What did I tell you, Mom? And you were afraid of going over budget. Good going, 331 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:06,950 guys. That method acting is really paying off, Larry. 332 00:40:07,810 --> 00:40:08,810 Let's see now. 333 00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:16,770 Uh, Mark, give me a couple of 1Ks and some red gel for the next shot. Okay, 334 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:17,790 Luke. 335 00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:27,410 I can't believe we're on schedule. 336 00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:30,790 That is pretty amazing for you guys, isn't it? 337 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:34,390 Oh. What would you do without me? 338 00:40:35,410 --> 00:40:37,170 Maybe next time you'll wait for me. 339 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:39,670 Martin! What? 340 00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:46,670 Oh, no. 341 00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:49,810 I just found it this way. I mean, what could have done this? 342 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,070 I don't know. Maybe a bear or something. 343 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,990 Whatever it is, I hope the stupid insurance company will pay for it. 344 00:40:56,610 --> 00:40:58,490 Do we need another one of these to finish? 345 00:40:58,850 --> 00:40:59,850 What insurance? 346 00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:01,610 You said we didn't need any, remember? 347 00:41:02,510 --> 00:41:03,510 Oh. 348 00:41:03,890 --> 00:41:07,110 Well, we'll just have to do without it. Come on, we got work to do. 349 00:41:12,630 --> 00:41:13,630 Soup's on. 350 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,420 So, where's our fearless leader? 351 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,520 I don't know. I guess he's not hungry. 352 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,460 Where's Wendy? 353 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:39,980 As the crew polishes off dinner, 354 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,320 Luke polishes off Wendy. 355 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,200 Spring is my favorite time of year. 356 00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:49,670 Makes everything look so beautiful. 357 00:41:50,390 --> 00:41:52,110 Are you making a pass at me? 358 00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:55,030 You're not only beautiful, you're perceptive, too. 359 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,250 What about yelling? 360 00:41:56,510 --> 00:41:57,550 That's not what it seems. 361 00:41:58,110 --> 00:42:04,170 You know, I was thinking, on my next film, how would you like to be associate 362 00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:08,230 producer? Or better still, assistant director. 363 00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:10,830 You have such a way with words. 364 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,280 Say, if that fucking Frisbee hits the camera, you're going to eat it, asshole. 365 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:33,840 Doesn't anybody have an electrical outlet somewhere? 366 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,000 I'm going to go look for Luke. 367 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:41,300 Poor dear is probably sleeping somewhere from exhaustion. 368 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:50,200 Early the next morning, Ida prepares a potent potion to preempt our prolific 369 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,380 producer's pitiful laugh. 370 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:55,990 Corby. Peace. 371 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,920 Thanks for all your help, Brock. I don't know what we'd have done without you 372 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,240 this time. Don't mention it. 373 00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:39,240 Well, are you sure you can't stay until the end of the shoot? 374 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,780 Don't mention it, Kate. 375 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:43,640 I have to take care of my assets, you know. 376 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,680 Well, I think you guys are not going to run into any more trouble. 377 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,880 There ain't much else that can go wrong, you know. 378 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:26,480 Polly, if we have any problems... 379 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,700 Thank God that pompous ass is gone. 380 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,500 Motherf***er! 381 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,360 Beautiful, isn't it? 382 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,100 Yes, it is. 383 00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:10,920 You know, I never took you for a nature lover. 384 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,840 I always thought you were a neon kind of guy. 385 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,000 Hey, anybody can appreciate this kind of summer. You want some? 386 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,600 No, thanks. 387 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:19,980 Sure, it's 100 % pure. 388 00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:21,300 I'm all right. 389 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,120 That has some good stuff. 390 00:46:32,150 --> 00:46:35,870 Drugs always make me horny. Yeah, me too. 391 00:46:38,650 --> 00:46:40,970 Um, not that horny. 392 00:46:41,970 --> 00:46:43,630 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 393 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,390 What you do is your business, but I'm not that way. 394 00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:50,190 I won't tell anybody, all right? 395 00:46:50,650 --> 00:46:53,070 One surprise is all we need this week. 396 00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:59,530 The day's chores behind her, Ida makes herself beautiful. 397 00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:19,530 Waiting for you, Santa Claus. 398 00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:21,890 I had to wait for dark. 399 00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:29,290 Luke. Luke, wake up. Wake up. 400 00:50:29,950 --> 00:50:34,610 Dick's all freaked out about something, and now he is really shit -faced. 401 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,970 I've never seen him this wasted before. Come on. 402 00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:40,510 Calm down. 403 00:50:40,970 --> 00:50:42,490 Sound like somebody's mother. 404 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,280 I have wonderful news. 405 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,640 Not at it? 406 00:50:58,060 --> 00:50:59,060 Died. 407 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,080 Are you going to keep it this time? 408 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,040 Or eat it? If it's a boy, we'll keep it. 409 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:10,820 But, if it's a girl... 410 00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:21,530 The Haineses? 411 00:51:22,290 --> 00:51:24,310 They won't be bothering you anymore. 412 00:51:24,810 --> 00:51:25,810 Oh, good. 413 00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:27,850 That bitch was driving me crazy. 414 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:31,170 She was harping on and on and on about her little brat. 415 00:52:08,430 --> 00:52:10,670 Come on, Dick. Don't you think you've had enough? 416 00:52:11,370 --> 00:52:12,490 Who? Me? 417 00:52:13,170 --> 00:52:14,370 I feel fine. 418 00:52:15,230 --> 00:52:20,690 And the coke and the Quaaludes balance everything out perfectly. 419 00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:26,990 See what I mean? He's been like this all night long. You try. He won't listen to 420 00:52:26,990 --> 00:52:27,990 me. 421 00:52:29,990 --> 00:52:32,070 You got a little toothy there to share, partner? 422 00:52:33,470 --> 00:52:35,570 Sure. Anything for the director. 423 00:52:35,870 --> 00:52:37,210 You want some, Marty? 424 00:52:38,410 --> 00:52:42,670 No, I don't. All this stuff does is make me grind my teeth. 425 00:52:43,010 --> 00:52:46,930 Besides, we're supposed to be working here, something you two know very little 426 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:48,710 about. Give us a break, Mom. 427 00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:51,590 You, of all people, should talk. 428 00:52:51,990 --> 00:52:56,070 You're supposed to be directing this thing, not to mention trying to set a 429 00:52:56,070 --> 00:53:00,950 example. Don't give me that shit. You know that this is crap we're doing. It's 430 00:53:00,950 --> 00:53:01,950 all dog food. 431 00:53:03,210 --> 00:53:04,210 Dog food. 432 00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:07,350 Dog food, dog food, dog food. 433 00:53:09,580 --> 00:53:10,580 Okay. 434 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:16,320 Just make sure you guys are on the set at 6 .30 a .m. sharp. 435 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,160 Right on, Bushy, dude. 436 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,080 You want some more, Luke? 437 00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:23,780 No. No, thanks, Duke. 438 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,120 I think I'm going to go see if Yellen's awake. 439 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,640 And you. 440 00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:29,460 You better stop. 441 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:31,060 Get some sleep. 442 00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:33,260 Yeah. 443 00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:05,170 I think we might have a bonanza on our hands. 444 00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:07,950 Those movie people. 445 00:54:09,290 --> 00:54:10,570 They're real stupid. 446 00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:21,930 Our story continues 447 00:54:21,930 --> 00:54:26,870 as the movie crew discovers a new day and the absence of Dick. 448 00:54:28,930 --> 00:54:31,850 You know, you guys, I'm really surprised. It just tastes better than I 449 00:54:31,850 --> 00:54:32,850 it was going to. 450 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,080 Good morning. 451 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:40,760 Morning, Kelly. 452 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,140 Are you all right, Kelly? 453 00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:09,240 Morning, ma 'am. 454 00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:15,860 He's not in his tent. 455 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,260 Who's not in his tent? 456 00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:21,660 Dick, he's disappeared. 457 00:55:24,140 --> 00:55:25,140 Right! 458 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,380 I knew once he started snorting that shit, this would happen. 459 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,100 And you! 460 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:35,660 You weren't much help either. 461 00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:39,960 I swear, Luke, this is the last picture we make together. 462 00:55:40,940 --> 00:55:44,400 Why don't we all go look for Dick? Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 463 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,840 Okay, I guess you're right. 464 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:52,740 You guys stay here, get set up, and we'll go look for Dick Head. 465 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,140 Now, move it. 466 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,580 Hey, where's everybody going? 467 00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:01,940 Prone Dome got himself locked. 468 00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:06,420 It's hard to believe anyone with a head that large can be so dumb. 469 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Dick is Brock? 470 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,160 Yeah, his stuff's in here. 471 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,120 Where is he, Martin? 472 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,780 It probably broke down and he hitched a ride to town. 473 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,060 Yeah, you know how Brock is about his things. 474 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,200 He's not going to leave it here long. 475 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,560 Yeah, you're right. 476 00:56:57,780 --> 00:57:01,820 And we need to get back to work. Dick has probably crashed out in the woods 477 00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:05,040 somewhere. He'll sashay in around dinner time. 478 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,760 Probably with his wig on crooked. 479 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:12,040 I guess we could do the Bigfoot and the alien scenes. 480 00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:16,060 I have to do Yellen and Dildo's scene later. 481 00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:18,060 You've got the day off. 482 00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:19,538 Well, okay. 483 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:20,780 I'm just going to go look for Dick. 484 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,260 Hey, you're not the king. 485 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,280 Dick hasn't made it back yet. Where the hell is Yellen? 486 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,100 It's still there. 487 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:28,660 Great. No leading man, no leading lady, and now no producer. 488 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,640 We'll never get this thing done. 489 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:36,300 There's no reason to get upset. Mark and I can go look for them. You guys stay 490 00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:38,940 here. I don't need anybody else getting lost. 491 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,340 And quit poking me with that screwdriver. 492 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:52,560 That night, while the movie crew slumbers, pure evil enters their lives. 493 00:59:00,380 --> 00:59:06,640 What are you doing here? 494 00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:07,980 Where's Yellen? 495 00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,440 I think she's looking for debt. 496 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,560 What a great idea. 497 00:59:56,910 --> 00:59:59,310 I'm screaming. It sounded like it came from the girls' tent. 498 00:59:59,810 --> 01:00:00,810 What's going on? 499 01:00:00,970 --> 01:00:02,670 I don't know. It sounded like Wendy's screaming. 500 01:00:02,970 --> 01:00:03,948 It was. 501 01:00:03,950 --> 01:00:04,950 She's gone. 502 01:00:04,970 --> 01:00:08,910 The crisis is really starting to freak me out. Everybody's disappearing one at 503 01:00:08,910 --> 01:00:09,910 time. 504 01:00:10,070 --> 01:00:11,730 Two. What? 505 01:00:12,590 --> 01:00:15,110 Luke, Don, and Martin and Mark haven't gotten back yet. 506 01:00:15,410 --> 01:00:16,410 What's going on? 507 01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:33,980 We have to stay calm. 508 01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,480 What's everybody doing? Did they come back? 509 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,660 No, but thank God you guys did. Why? What's wrong? 510 01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:42,780 Quinty and Luke are missing. 511 01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:46,200 Christ, what is going on here? 512 01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:51,340 Look, I don't know, but we can't do anything else tonight. It's dark, and we 513 01:00:51,340 --> 01:00:52,400 need to get some sleep. 514 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:08,290 Fate finally finds Yellen as her fellow filmmakers finalize their search plans. 515 01:01:37,580 --> 01:01:38,580 Are you guys extras? 516 01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:08,118 Everybody set? 517 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:14,480 Yeah. Okay, Larry, you, Mims, and Max, go north. I'm looking for somebody. 518 01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,040 Tall guys? 519 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:18,960 Kind of bald? 520 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:20,720 Sam? Yeah. 521 01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:22,960 You and Kelly, go south. 522 01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:25,260 Where are you taking me? 523 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:30,600 Wolf, you and Mark, go east. That's all right. You take Mark. 524 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,360 I'm going to go by myself. 525 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,060 You live near here, right? 526 01:02:36,570 --> 01:02:37,570 7 .30 now. 527 01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:39,010 We'll be back here at noon. 528 01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:41,650 Move it! 529 01:02:42,530 --> 01:02:43,530 Which way is Noah? 530 01:02:44,890 --> 01:02:45,890 Really, 531 01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:49,370 I'm just looking for somebody. We have a camp nearby. 532 01:02:51,910 --> 01:02:55,570 If you guys find anybody, shoot a flare for each one found. 533 01:02:56,050 --> 01:02:59,210 Well, why don't we send up a flare now? That way, if anybody's lost, they can 534 01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:00,510 tell what direction to walk in. 535 01:03:01,390 --> 01:03:02,750 Good answer. Good answer. 536 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,400 Hey, Dad! 537 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:19,380 Dad! 538 01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:32,200 This is stupid. We're just going to end up 539 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,200 lost anyway. 540 01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:45,100 What do you propose we do, Max? We've got to find them. 541 01:03:45,390 --> 01:03:46,750 I think we should go to the sheriff. 542 01:03:56,090 --> 01:03:58,710 Maybe you're right, but I still think we should keep looking. 543 01:03:59,430 --> 01:04:03,190 Okay, it's almost noon anyway, so let's just get back to camp. 544 01:06:03,150 --> 01:06:06,070 You guys sit tight and eat lunch. I'll be back in about an hour. 545 01:06:06,370 --> 01:06:07,370 I guess. 546 01:06:07,650 --> 01:06:10,390 Good. And while you're gone, I'll get us something to eat. 547 01:06:11,130 --> 01:06:12,390 What does everybody want? 548 01:06:12,770 --> 01:06:13,770 What are our choices? 549 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:16,610 Spam. Or dog food. 550 01:06:17,370 --> 01:06:18,370 Dog food. 551 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,180 We'll hike to town and get the sheriff. 552 01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:07,380 As night falls, Ida begins a new spell. 553 01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:10,200 Her children continue their innocent games. 554 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:53,560 Thank you. 555 01:09:41,229 --> 01:09:42,430 No, no, no. 556 01:11:52,170 --> 01:11:57,610 The placing of the doll sparks Iva's evil spell. Her creatures awake to carry 557 01:11:57,610 --> 01:12:01,610 out their mission. To go where no monster has gone before. 558 01:12:01,830 --> 01:12:08,230 I can't stand this much longer. 559 01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:09,470 I'm going crazy. 560 01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:11,290 Sit down and relax. 561 01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:34,480 Martin said to hold tight. 562 01:13:04,270 --> 01:13:06,390 another story. No, don't you dare. 563 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:16,130 Believe me, I won't go very far. 564 01:13:17,190 --> 01:13:19,270 Stay within shouting distance. 565 01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,160 was my best. 566 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,020 We'll make it. 567 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:51,420 This is not one of your fucking 568 01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:53,920 movies, Yellen. This is real life. 569 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:55,400 I'm with you, Larry. Let's go. 570 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,640 Okay, you guys follow me. 571 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,980 Mark, you have keys to Brock's car. 572 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,660 Yeah. Let's pray it works. 573 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,300 You can't even metamorphosize anymore. 574 01:17:20,820 --> 01:17:21,820 Mama. 575 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,820 Sarah, you've grown weak. 576 01:17:25,540 --> 01:17:27,320 Mentally and physically. 577 01:17:28,220 --> 01:17:30,600 You've turned into a thief. 578 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:34,920 My dear, I've no use for you anymore. 579 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:47,040 And you smell bad, too. 580 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,560 Bread and rubble. 581 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,300 This will burst their little bubble. 582 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:11,700 They'll come back! 583 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:16,180 Powers of evil. Powers of might. 584 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:20,880 Turn this mortal into a creature of the night. 585 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:04,420 nightmare past, all hope seems lost for our hapless movie makers. 586 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:05,980 Or is it? 587 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,580 Looks like it's clearing up. 588 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,860 It doesn't look like he's come back. His car's still here. 589 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:01,820 It was awful. 590 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:03,880 It was awful to stare at. 591 01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:09,760 They were chopped up in little bitty pieces and there was blood and bread and 592 01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:10,920 everything. 593 01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:14,860 Stop! 594 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,400 There's yelling. 595 01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:41,480 Our two survivors, Martin and Yellen, find refuge in one another's arms, 596 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,980 sparking a hope for shadow productions. 597 01:23:44,460 --> 01:23:48,500 Or will Yellen go on to make movies of substance and maturity? 598 01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:51,180 Or will the sheriff kill them and eat them? 599 01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:56,280 And what of Ida? Will her pure evil continue to plague Mildew? 600 01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,820 Or has she moved to your town? 601 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:08,440 Where's the sushi? 602 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:12,840 Oh, my God, there's Fifi. She is the worst. 603 01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:18,660 The last one was so good, people were puking all over the place. How can we 604 01:24:18,660 --> 01:24:20,360 on with this? I'm due on the set. 605 01:24:20,740 --> 01:24:22,080 Fifi, shut up, please. 606 01:24:22,780 --> 01:24:26,740 Anyway, what I was talking about, horror flicks, a great box office. 607 01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:28,820 It's a real scary one, huh? 608 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,240 It'll scare the shit out of them. 609 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:34,440 Who ever heard about werewolves from outer space before? 610 01:24:34,940 --> 01:24:36,340 We're going to make a fortune. 611 01:24:37,050 --> 01:24:41,310 But we've got to find the right location, and that's where you come in. 612 01:24:41,310 --> 01:24:44,630 spot all picked out for you in North Georgia. It's where they made that 613 01:24:44,710 --> 01:24:47,510 Deliverance. It'd be a perfect spot for this kind of movie. 614 01:24:47,810 --> 01:24:49,470 And the locals are real friendly. 615 01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:53,150 And your crew, they can even bring their children. 616 01:24:55,510 --> 01:25:00,650 The end. Please watch for other Tractor Fables from Fantasy Factory. 617 01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:20,240 Your dad finally finished that McMahon and Tate account, and Mr. Poindexter 618 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,300 him two weeks off. 619 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:25,280 So we're finally going to be able to do what you guys have always wanted to do. 620 01:25:25,460 --> 01:25:29,100 That's right, go hunting for Bigfoot, camping, fishing, all that stuff. And 621 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:30,720 guessed it, the Smoky Mountains. 622 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,260 Isn't it wonderful, Billy? 623 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,560 What'd you read this time, about ghosts, goblins, gullies? 624 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,100 Oh, my God. Oh, shit. 625 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:39,820 Oh, God, what is this stuff? 626 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,080 Well, 627 01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:03,580 I ain't that good, baby. 628 01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:23,300 Yeah. 629 01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:04,580 Believe it or not, just want to hear you say it's my turn to be a star. 630 01:29:05,540 --> 01:29:09,020 Raven patching my floor, can't you see? 631 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:14,080 Well, I ain't thankful, baby. 632 01:29:14,560 --> 01:29:16,680 It's just a beast in me. 633 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:22,000 Well, I ain't thankful, baby. 634 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:23,900 It's just a beast. 635 01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:25,860 It's just a beast. 636 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:28,020 It just be me. 637 01:29:32,020 --> 01:29:34,060 It just be me.